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Green Eggs and Spam

A comic that became a spam dump. Co-founded by ForestFire and JollyRancher44. RULES: No excessive foul language in comics or comments No mature content. Minor references are okay. Don't be rude in comments. CHAT RULES: Again, no mature content. Images, names, certain words, etc. Trolls will be banned on sight. No excessive foul language. Any violation of these rules without a reason that I deem valid may result in having a comment deleted, being banned from commenting, or kicked from the comic.

May 22nd, 2017, 6:41 pm

What's New with Me

Hi guys, I haven't been consistently on SJ lately, and when I am I focus entirely on this one comic. I've been... well, not good. Clinical depression sucks. I often WANT to post something here, but I can't muster the motivation and energy to actually DO IT. Luckily though I have my Tumblr blog to vent out my negative feelings. I'm not in Summer Vacation yet, but I'm coming close! Of course Summer means my birthday is nearing. Part of me is "HECK YEA" and the other part is anxious about getting older (17, can you believe it?)

More recently I've been considering leaving this site and the bad memories behind. The only reason this comic is still around is because some people like to upload things here for some reason. I know I wouldn't be missed, but anybody who wants to can find me on Tumblr.

That's all I can think to say right now, except to apologize for wasting your time. Until next time! ~Alex


Flamefur, May 22nd, 2017, 6:58 pm

Alex...this is sad. You were my best friend of best friends here. But, in more happy news, I have a Pokefarm now! Here it is for those who want to see it. Well, bon voyage Alex.

plasma_knight303, May 22nd, 2017, 7:07 pm



ForestFire, May 22nd, 2017, 7:15 pm

Nothing is final yet, but I'm CONSIDERING the idea. I'm still here for now. *lightning crashes menacingly*

You Know Exactly Who I Am (Guest), May 23rd, 2017, 11:31 am

If you go I'm coming with because honestly looking back on things has rarely ended well for me and more often than not just results in making me feel bad and hate myself more

ForestFire, May 23rd, 2017, 12:42 pm

@You Know Exactly Who I Am: I actually have two different ideas of who you could be and if it's the more likely one then I understand why you'd want to get away from this place. If you're the other person, well, don't waste your time. Me leaving is probably more reason for you to stay.

Of course I'm 98% sure it's the first person but still I wanna cover both possibilities

EDIT: Confirmed the identity of this person, everything's fine

JollyRancher44, May 25th, 2017, 1:29 am

now why you gotta add that you won't be missed

you know that isn't true <3

ForestFire, May 25th, 2017, 10:24 pm

@JollyRancher44: Actually I'm certain that at least one person would be happy to see me gone. And well, I'm available on Tumblr and Discord for anyone who wants to hit me up.

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