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Green Eggs and Spam

A comic that became a spam dump. Co-founded by ForestFire and JollyRancher44. RULES: No excessive foul language in comics or comments No mature content. Minor references are okay. Don't be rude in comments. CHAT RULES: Again, no mature content. Images, names, certain words, etc. Trolls will be banned on sight. No excessive foul language. Any violation of these rules without a reason that I deem valid may result in having a comment deleted, being banned from commenting, or kicked from the comic.

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August 10th, 2017, 7:58 pm

lol who rates comics anymore None
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Reply hippo986, August 10th, 2017, 7:58 pm

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User's Comments:

Reply TheJGamer, August 10th, 2017, 8:08 pm


can non-green eggs and spam peeps be in this

Reply hippo986, August 10th, 2017, 8:49 pm

@TheJGamer: yes

Reply plasma_knight303, August 11th, 2017, 12:06 am

I was only seventeen years old. I loved Manmelter so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Manmelter every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Manmelter is love", I would say, "Manmelter is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Manmelter. I called him a butthurt soldier main xd get some skill ya unsavory cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Pyro. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Mmmph mmmph mph". She grabs me with her powerful pyro hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I prepare my sentry for Pyro. She penetrates my Sentry Gun. It hurts so much, but I do it for Manmelter. I can see my sentry tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against her force. I want to please Pyro. She lets out a mighty mmmph, as she fills my sentry with her fire. My dad walks in. Pyro looks him straight in the eye, and says, "manmelter is the new meta". Pyro and her Manmelter leave through my window. Manmelter is love. Manmelter is life.

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