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A comic that became a spam dump. Co-founded by ForestFire and JollyRancher44. RULES: No excessive foul language in comics or comments No mature content. Minor references are okay. Don't be rude in comments. CHAT RULES: Again, no mature content. Images, names, certain words, etc. Trolls will be banned on sight. No excessive foul language. Any violation of these rules without a reason that I deem valid may result in having a comment deleted, being banned from commenting, or kicked from the comic.

Best Friends Day

June 8th, 2017, 7:34 pm

lol who rates comics anymore None
Somebody Photoshop this onto a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon
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Author's Comments:

Reply ForestFire, June 8th, 2017, 7:39 pm

I was going to write something meaningful here but then remembered the last person I considered my best friend treated me like trash and probably didn't actually like me at all. Don't do that to people who care about you.

In honor of this obscure and pointless holiday, here's what the lives of Naomi and Seiko were like before it was OUT! SCHOOL PRISON! Then they got strung up by the wall bars.

Reply Advertisement, September 22nd, 2019, 5:51 am

User's Comments:

Reply plasma_knight303, June 8th, 2017, 7:40 pm

And then Seiko died in a bathroom in some ass-backwards-logic school.

Reply ForestFire, June 8th, 2017, 7:47 pm

@plasma_knight303: Deep down, where I don't know, deep down inside, there's a place. Such a, sad, sad place. Sometimes it fills up, and fills up, and fills up, and overflows in my eyes. And all of me is, so sad. Such a, sad, sad place.

(That's a Michael Rosen poem)

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