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A comic that became a spam dump. Co-founded by ForestFire and JollyRancher44. RULES: No excessive foul language in comics or comments No mature content. Minor references are okay. Don't be rude in comments. CHAT RULES: Again, no mature content. Images, names, certain words, etc. Trolls will be banned on sight. No excessive foul language. Any violation of these rules without a reason that I deem valid may result in having a comment deleted, being banned from commenting, or kicked from the comic.


A test suit idea I made up...

August 16th, 2013, 9:31 pm

lol who rates comics anymore None
This is what you need to do for payback...
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Author's Comments:

Reply Ecaroh914, August 16th, 2013, 9:42 pm

FAKE FAN-MADE SUIT. NOT NINTENDO'S. This is the badger suit. Activated by eating a jar of super honey.

Powers: climb stuff, dig, claw-swipe, uber-heavyness, climb honey.

Cons: slowness, heavyness.

This scares bees too! Also, tree climbing won't be a problem.

I suck at drawing trees.

In case you're wondering, the rest of the speech bubble is saying: AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR MOUTH, MAKE YOU CHEW THEM, REGURGITATE THEM, SALT THEM, MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT, RIP OFF YOUR LIMBS AND SLAP YOU WITH THEM, THEN SHAVE YOU, STAB YOU IN THE GUT, TAKE OUT YOUR POO, MAKE YOU EAT IT, AND TOSS YOU IN A PIT OF ACID!
The only thing Dawdle will REALLY do is burn Roco and shove the suit in his mouth, but eh.

Roco is actually ignoring him.

I'll stop the suits if you want, fans!

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User's Comments:

Reply Sapar, August 16th, 2013, 10:04 pm

Angry Dawdle is angry.

Nah, they're FAWNEE. Keep it up.

Roco, how do you pronounce a FACE!?

Reply Sapar, August 16th, 2013, 10:14 pm

I just read the comments of a previous page. I didn't know you were autistic too.

Reply hippo986, August 16th, 2013, 10:50 pm

............Why doe sthis remind me of Hippo?

Oh, yeah. Probably the part where he brutally murders and devours his victims. Yep.

Reply PurpleChickenPineapple, August 17th, 2013, 9:03 am

Badger Suit, Super Honey... Ha ha! I get it! ^^

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