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Paper Fauna

August 13th, 2013, 11:23 pm

lol who rates comics anymore None
Fauna say's hi!
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Author's Comments:

Reply Ecaroh914, August 14th, 2013, 12:36 am

BEHOLD, AS I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO ACTUALLY STAY! ^ω^ Yesh, I'm staying.


This is Charistic's alter-ego, or were-form, or whatever, Fauna. Charistic stays as Fauna whenever it's very dark anywhere, but reverts to normal in extreme light or when in contact with pure sunlight.

Stuff: Fauna was actually his own entity, being much more creepier than this, but was not bad in any kind of way; in fact, he's inbred with every single animal there is on Charistic's planet, Yelims. He was considered a roaming guardian, and loved dark and light just the same, as well as twilight too. And now...Fauna's officially dead. He lived a good 2 million years. BUT, through some strange convenience, he placed a curse on Charistic so he may live in a happy, and strong, body, until the time was right. But there was a catch: Char's gf, Isabellia Uzimaki Beautana, or Isabelle, was stopping Fauna from transforming for a long time, though she was unaware of this. Frustrated, Fauna wait for 13 more years before finally awakening (he was dead for 3-4 million years, well preserved in ice) in Charistic's body. True, they are friends, but they fought an extreme fight once. Also, Fauna, unlike Charistic, HATES to go on fire, but loves the cold.

Facts: when Char comes in contact with a dark stone-a stone I made up...-he turns into Fauna. When Fauna comes in contact with a light stone-also a stone I created-he turns back into Char.
Fauna's body temperature is actually quite cold; when he wants to, he can go ABSOLUTE-ZERO and possibly lower...the warmest thing on his body is his paw pads, and those are -56 degrees. Surprising, he can't freeze water with these temperatures.
Fauna: *flips table* THAT'S IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
But when in absolute zero, he CAN...
Fauna: *puts table back...*
He can, in fact, shoot any and all of the beams, but most notably the ice beam-as in from all of the Metroid games and from Pokemon-and the dark beam-also from Metroid and a little of my snazz.
He's somebody you should be afraid of;he can destroy-Yes, DESTROY-FREAKING. SHINY(and dull). DIAMONNNNNNNDS. WITH. A. PUNCH and a heavy slash-
Fauna: W0000000000000077! 133333333337!
-so a soft punch from him can knock a heavily armored metalun explode...and can be deadly enough to give even DRAKE(or libra) a concussion for DAYS...maybe even kill...
Fauna: Don't get him wrong, Ryan, he thinks those two are EPIC. I wonder...how epic do they taste...
HE DOESN'T REALLY EAT THE INNOCENT.
Fauna: K, then...
He can survive in extremely freezing temperatures, as well as acid, poisonous conditions, etc........ALL EXEPT FOR HEAT.
Fauna: I'm immune to curses and such as I am one myself, but magic can hurt me anyways...
He also can converse with the dead...
Fauna: Before possibly eating them. Oh, how their squeals of mercy are DELICIOUS!
...He can see through the dark, seeing ultraviolet, infrared, and sonar...
Fauna: running is an option, hiding isn't. >:3
His claws are huge, his jaws can do 850 pounds of pressure, and his ears are sensitive...
Fauna: HEY! Stop that!
He can turn invisible, all exept for his ever moving spots...
He uses dark power instead of actual zen.
Strangely, his tail can strech for a LONG distance.
He can go through special walls that Char can't, and vice versa for Char.
When in battle mode, sharp bristles spring up from his "wrists", "ankles" and tail, and he uses that tail as a combat tool.
His stamina is long.
He's very heavy; too heavy.
He, like the average ant, can lift things many times his size, but not with ease.
He's still technically dead, as he stays cold and no blood rushes through.
No, he's not gmodded-from where Char comes from, there's a material harder than diamonds. He can break that, as well as a few other things.

Fun fact: I wanted him to look different, but another design came out of nowhere.
His name was going to be "Fawna" but it looked funny...
He's not afraid of anything but having everyone dead and he fears God, as with HIS touch, Fauna can go away COMPLETELY.
He sometimes walks, runs, fights, and pushes while on his hind legs.
His rows of sharp teeth...there are actually 3 rows.
Dawdle: HOW IS THAT EVEN...WHY DID YOU...! *flips and destroys table*
He can breathe underwater! :D
When EXTREMELY threatened, he'll show his...TRUE FORM.
Fauna: Oooh, sounds fancy!
He can breathe in space...what the heck...σωσ Hey, Sonic can do it!

Diet!: souls, ghosts, spirits, Dark Matter(the ones from kirby), ice, poison, energy, grass, plant-life, and he drinks anything-'cept for mud and muck and stuff that won't taste good...NO BLOOD PLS.
Fauna: Yays! :D

Likes and dislikes: coming SOON!

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User's Comments:

Reply hippo986, August 14th, 2013, 7:24 am

YEA HES STAYING! :D
Wow this page has AMAZING shading.

Reply PurpleChickenPineapple, August 14th, 2013, 9:48 am

Yay! Ecaroh is here to stay!

Also Fauna is cool. ^^

Reply Sapar, August 14th, 2013, 11:19 am

Yayz for Ecaroh! ^O^

Also, ALL THE BEAMS.

ALL OF THEM.

Reply Ecaroh914, August 14th, 2013, 11:21 am

@hippo986: YEYZ

THNX FER COMPLIMENTING, NOW FAUNA ISH HAPPEH.

@PurpleChickenPineapple: I smell a pun...*shot*

@Sapar: ALL OF ZE BEAMS.

Reply Sapar, August 14th, 2013, 1:58 pm

He must have stolen ze beams!

QUICK! TO THE HINDENSAPAR!*crashes hindensapar*

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